Life of Prian and other Monty Python movies
We, the people of the Popu.. no, the PFJ?.., no, the JPF, ... No..... Shit, who are we? Damn....... No, Loretta, I did not forget about women, now Shut up........ Oh please, stop crying......... Yes, we will fight for your right to have Babies even though this is not the fault of the Romans.........No, I am not going to say the other things.............NOW LISTEN EVERYBODY!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD AND SHUT THE F... UP OR ELSE....... OK, much better now. Once more now. We, whoever we may be, are fighting for the right of our people to live free and without suppression by the Romans or any other country that thinks since it is the only SuperPower left it is therefore not expected to behave in a sane way!. We especially fight for the right of men to have Babies. We also demand that the Romans leave us alone even though they did a lot of things. NO, I WILL NOT SAY WHAT THEY DID. BE QUIET!!! We demand to have as much of Sarah Michelle Gellar as we can take, as much of Alicia Silverstone as we can stand and as much Breast surgery as Pamela Anderson had over the years. These are our demands. Well, at least some of them. If you want more, write me!
For the real freaks, here is the script for Life of Brian:
And now for something totally different.
Even more scripts: